10 pm birthday food: pecan pie-cake hybrid from banapple, some malaysian white coffee thing that’s bitter like burnt popcorn but tastes amazing, and nina’s cookies.
expectations: “these sugary foods will keep me awake so i can study for my geodetic engineering test tomorrow even if i had all the time in the world earlier today, which i spent on replying to all the people who greeted me on facebook lol i have so many friends best birthday ever yay now back to studying for that test or like actually opening the document so i can pretend to study”
reality: “these sugary foods will make me fat”

10 pm birthday food: pecan pie-cake hybrid from banapple, some malaysian white coffee thing that’s bitter like burnt popcorn but tastes amazing, and nina’s cookies.

expectations: “these sugary foods will keep me awake so i can study for my geodetic engineering test tomorrow even if i had all the time in the world earlier today, which i spent on replying to all the people who greeted me on facebook lol i have so many friends best birthday ever yay now back to studying for that test or like actually opening the document so i can pretend to study”

reality: “these sugary foods will make me fat”